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For years, I've found myself in ridiculous situations...and, now, you'll hear all about them.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Listen To Me, Kids

As if you didn't already know that bullying others was wrong and completely inappropriate, here's yet another story to reinforce that point.
Back in elementary school, I wouldn't say I was a "mean girl" but I do remember trying to glue a classmate to his seat...by using a glue stick. I also wouldn't say that I was a "smart girl". I think it's obvious that my evil plot didn't quite work as I had planned. My goal was to do more than simply stain his pants.
A bit later in my elementary school career (maybe one day; maybe three years), the chair escapee sat behind me during art class. I remember drawing a winter scene and I had just put the finishing touches on my picture. Next thing I knew, the chair escapee "tossed his cookies" all over his desk and his picture; my desk and my picture; and, yes, you guessed it, all over the back of my uniform shirt. Totally gross, I know, but, at least, now we were even...
...or I thought we were even until I recently turned a page in my hometown newspaper with my naked left hand and saw his engagement announcement. Really, universe?
Karma...it'll get ya one way or another!

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