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For years, I've found myself in ridiculous situations...and, now, you'll hear all about them.

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Where Is My Brain?

Last week, I, along with everyone else in the state, went to the grocery store before another New England snow storm. I needed some staples to get me through a snowy day or two.

After selecting too many items for the red handheld basket that I grabbed on my way into the store, I went to the self-checkout aisle, scanned all my items, and requested cash back. I bagged my items, paid and took my receipt, and made my way towards the cold Rhode Island air.

It wasn't long before I hit the sidewalk that I realized that my $40 cash back was still in the change dispensary.

I quickly turned around and entered through the exit, manually pulling both doors open. I nearly ran over an employee and a store customer to get back to where I had checked out.

I excused myself, and said in a panicked tone, "I forgot my cash back!"

Luckily, my money was still there. Phew! I would've been really upset if I paid $70 for some bananas, rice, chicken, cereal, iced tea, butter, and vegetables.

Sometimes I swear that my brain is broken.