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For years, I've found myself in ridiculous situations...and, now, you'll hear all about them.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Dearly Beloved

My friend Cindy is insane. Of all the people that she knows in this world, she and her fiance chose me to officiate their wedding ceremony. They are not right in the head.

There is no one less qualified than me. I am a fallen Catholic. I curse. I laugh when people fall. My face gets red and my voice changes when I speak in front of a group; some call it my telephone voice.

That being said, I am also a great friend.

When she called me several months ago to pop the question, I, obviously, said yes. I was very nervous...which was evident by my less-than-confident response...but I agreed. I figured that I had several months to get my nerves in order and write something that would be meaningful for the couple and their guests.

In January, I obtained a certificate online to be an ordained minister. I contacted the town clerk to confirm that this teeny tiny little certificate that took me minimal time to earn was all I needed to make their union legal.

I began putting together the ceremony with help from Cindy, her fiance Brian, and the Internet. I sent her a first draft that, surprisingly, she loved. Minor edits were made before the ceremony and I was well on my way.

I then realized that I would be in every single photo of their wedding ceremony so I went to Rent the Runway to rent designer dress options for the ceremony. After a few shipping delays and switches due to fit, I found a dress that was classy enough to play the role of a minister, but fun enough to be a hit on the dance floor.


The day came. It was gorgeous outside, but I spent much of the afternoon in my hotel room practicing. Without a doubt, I was more nervous than the bride and the groom. While everyone knew that this was my first officiating soiree, I didn't want to mess things up. Not for Cindy.

I am happy to report that things went well! The ceremony was short, but not too short. It was sweet and heartfelt. Guests laughed and cried.

I am thankful that I was able to give the happy couple this gift. More importantly, I was able to get my friend a new last name.

Congratulations to the bride and groom!