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Saturday, February 27, 2016

Fruit Bowl Antics

I've been trying to eat better. Instead of eating a muffin or sugary cereal for breakfast, I've been eating fruit or granola bars. I'm trying to make better choices, and, hopefully, that will contribute to my remarkable weight loss and impending supermodel contract. 

The other day at work, I bought a banana in the store on the ground floor and brought it back to my desk. I took the top handle and attempted to peel it. Instead of peeling it down, it simply cracked the peel on the backside so I had to unzip it with my thumb and extract my breakfast from it's shell.


This silly little moment made me smile and brought back a childhood memory. 

I specifically remember a day where I selected a banana from the fruit bowl on the kitchen counter, and the same thing happened.

My silly, perhaps immature, 11 (?) year old self extracted the contents, taped up the back of the peel with scotch tape, and strategically placed it back in the bowl.

Don't ask me why. I just thought it would be funny for someone else in the house to grab a banana and have it fold in their hand because it was hollow.

It was.