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For years, I've found myself in ridiculous situations...and, now, you'll hear all about them.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

I'm Not Qualified


Jobs that my college English degree does not qualify me for:
Performing brain surgery
Going into space with NASA
Successfully procuring peanut M&Ms from the work vending machine

One afternoon last week, my friend and I stopped by the first floor vending machine at work for an afternoon pick-me-up. The peanut M&Ms were calling my name as I walked down the hallway towards the break room - the promised land, so to speak.
I dropped $1.00 in change into the machine and I laid my eyes upon the peanut M&Ms, mouth watering, pupils dilating, and tummy growling. I very carefully and purposefully pushed E - 7.
Next thing I knew, a freakin' Snickers bar fell into the bin. I, without thinking, said, loudly, "Son of a nutcracker!"
I turned to my friend, who was laughing at my misfortune, with my mouth open wide and quickly turned back to the devil machine. I looked at the numbers and, while I thought the numbers were on the left of the item, they were actually on the right of the item. It was not a machine malfunction. It was, simply, user error.
With a bit more practice, I have faith that I can learn how to operate this machine and others like it. As my parents always told me, I can do anything I set my mind to.

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