Rules And Regulations

"February 7, 2012
To: All ____________ Residents
From: Management Company
Re: Rules and Regulations
I would like to take this opportunity to remind all ________ Residents that we are NOT to dump excess carpets, mattresses, furniture, and Televisions etc. into the Dumpsters here at ________.
The City of Warwick will not pick them up. You must make your own arrangements for disposal.
Also recently we discovered a washing machine had been installed in a unit here at ________. This is NOT allowed, and anybody who may have a washer within their unit, I would recommend you remove it immediately.
If we find any illegal appliance, or any illegal dumping into our dumpsters, we will assess a $250.00 to $500.00 fine per occurrence. These violations cost us all, and many times the problem stems from a renter and not an owner.
Also if you see someone dumping illegally, please take down the plate number and vehicle make and model. Call Management Company, and we will contact the police.
________ has come a long way in recent months, and we don't want to increase Condo Fees for those who do not follow the rules.
Therefore please remember to follow the rules, and again if we find anyone in violation, they will be fined accordingly.
Thank You for Your attention regarding these matters.
Management Company
Telephone Number"

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