Remember "That" Girl?

It's not usually a good thing to be known as "that girl".
You don't want to be the sloppy girl that everyone talks about the morning after the party. You don't want to be the girl that wears the band's t-shirt to the concert. And you DEFINITELY don't want to be remembered as "that girl" after a night at Jacques Cabaret.
For those of you not in the know, Jacques Cabaret is a drag show in Boston where bachelorette parties and women's birthday celebrations will live in infamy. In this case, "drag" does not mean car racing.
Recently, I was in attendance at a 7pm showing and, let me tell you, I have never been more terrified and laughed so hard at the same time in all of my days.
First, let me introduce the cast and then I'll tell you why I was so traumatized by this outing.
Mizery - To say that I'm scared of this lady is a severe understatement. She must have been 6'3" and at least 250 lbs. Take that and squeeze it into a sequined catsuit. Meow! She performed the Whitney Houston medley and for that I'll be forever grateful but, even in her Bobby Brown years, Whitney looked much more put together than this chick.
Miss Kris - She not only was the hostess with the most-ess but she took a liking to some of our ladies...and how can you blame her? She added the commentary and the comedy for the evening. Loved her.
Katie - This firecracker was doing handstands for God's sake! She was tall, lean and had crazy X-tina Lady Marmalade hair. She, without a doubt, looks better in spandex than anyone I've ever seen.
And, finally...
Destiny - I'm jealous of her. She was gorgeous! She performed Nikki Minaj and it was like you were at a concert. She really looked like her, especially with that blond & blue hair!
But the woman that had us all talking for the rest of the weekend and the one that I can't get out of my head...not a good thing...was Bride #2.
At the beginning of the show, the brides-to-be were brought up on stage and asked a few questions about their big days, honeymoons, etc. At first, I just thought that she had a few too many drinks and was starting to get a bit annoying. I had no idea of what was to come.
Shame on this girl's friends for allowing her to behave the way she did. Put it this way, I saw way more of this girl than I had planned on/wanted to. She was totally inappropriate and was starting to really creep me out. Not to mention, she probably spent $200 stuffing cash into the half-assed sequined costumes of the ladies.
The fact that you're the creepiest part of the show...and you're not even IN the show. That's a problem.
I had a good time. Don't get me wrong. But I think this is something to have on your bucket list. Once you go once, cross it off your list and move on.