Things I Meant To Blog About in 2018

I had good intentions to flesh out these three ideas into individual blogs, but found myself doing other things. Apologies to my many adoring fans.

Here's what you missed...

• I just opened this bag of chips. How is this possible? It's like I purchased air. 

• It is terrifying to me that this is the world in which we live. Is this weapon really necessary to handle the afternoon commute from work?

• I had hoped I'd be better at this whole Elf on the Shelf thing. With one little light sleeper in the mix, it's amazing we were able to pull any of these off. 
  
  
  

They would've been good, right?

I hope to do more blogging in the coming year. Stay tuned.