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Saturday, November 8, 2014

Fashion Nightmare

I know what you're thinking - You? A fashion nightmare? No way! I look to you for all my fashion tips.
Well, brace yourselves - this blog will burst that bubble in a hurry.
Rather than continuously updating my wardrobe, I tend to buy clothes in bulk, wear them until they fall apart, and then replace them all at the same time. The same goes for shoes.
Months ago, maybe years ago at this point, I purchased new pants for work. Because it seems that I'm on a five-outfit rotation, as expected, they're all falling apart at the same time. So much so that I've been "hemming" them with packing tape for weeks. Ridiculous, I know. God forbid I learn how to sew.
I tell you that secret of mine now because this morning I dropped them off at an alterations place to have them mended. Problem solved.
It feels so good to get that off my chest finally...so liberating!
Okay. Okay. I'll give you another fashion confession of mine. When wearing shoes with no socks, I put a dryer sheet underneath each foot. Trust me, I know that's weird but I'd much prefer to give off a scent of "Summit Fresh"ness with every step instead of swamp foot.
Okay. I've said too much. Gotta go.

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