While sitting in my car outside of Kohl's in the Riverdale Shoppes in early May, I turned my head and saw what looked to be a green plastic container in a plastic bag on top of a car's tire. I don't want to point fingers or jump to conclusions but it, clearly, had to have been a very well-organized drug deal. Hear me out...
The "stuff" is in the plastic Tupperware container in the plastic bag. The trusted junkie goes to the front passenger-side tire and retrieves the "stuff". He (all junkies are males, right?) pulls out his wallet and carefully counts out his dolla dolla bills and leaves the payment (with tip, of course) in the container.
When the dealer gets back to his ride after shopping at Kohl's, he gets the Tupperware off the front tire and heads to the TD Banknorth just across the parking lot.
Sounds like a fool proof plan to me.
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