Dirty Dawg

As I was driving home from work tonight, I came across a car with a Rhode Island license plate: NKOTB. My gut reaction was, "How the hell did this bi-atch beat me to the DMV?" I got this weird sense of...sadness...jealousy...rage...
That was until I drove up beside the car and took a glance at my newest nemesis. Not only was it a dude BUT he had a barbed wire tattoo on his bicep and was wearing a red muscle shirt and Oakley sunglasses on his head. I can only imagine the interaction at his house that morning...
Him: "Sweetness, my truck's in the shop so can you take me to work?"
Her: "Baby, why don't you just take my car and I'll have Susan pick me up on her way in to the office."
Him: "Are you KIDDING me?"
...or something like that...
Anyways, it made me chuckle.